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#1 forebrow

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:45 AM

(or at least until we get bored)

Taking inspiration from the Word Match game, I thought to see if we could get a narrative going with something similar. 

I was thinking about making this a one word thing but I think it would be a little more creatively testing if we did lines each.

I'm not expecting anything serious from this, the more absurd and crude the better I think. 
Sentences can be long, short, one word, complex, or even just the subordinate clause leaving it open for someone to finish off.

I'm still tired and probably should be busy so I won't start this off, feel free to get it going.

 


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#2 simonparnell

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:15 AM

Said the lazy engineer.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:25 AM

I never did understand why he felt it necessary to talk me through how he was fixing my toilet, nonetheless I offered him a cup of tea and let him get on with it.


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#4 Le_Platypus

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:57 AM

As he was about to drink the tea he slipped in the water that had leaked from the toilet.


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#5 forebrow

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:39 AM

Hurling his tea over my newly chessboard tiled floor, I watched on in horror as he crashed into the rim of the sink with his broad, and slightly meaty forehead.


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#6 simonparnell

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 02:41 PM

What followed was nothing short of demonic, scarlet maggots cascading from the gaping wound, each with a face identical to the dusty husk that shrivelled before my eyes.


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#7 Koplee

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 04:39 PM

Frozen in horror, I could only stare at the writhing mess that had once been his head; frozen that is, until the maggots began to crawl towards me.


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#8 IryshWhiskey

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 09:31 AM

Then I ran, screaming much like a little girl, through my room and out the door of my space station. 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 11:43 AM

It was Douglas Adams that once put space in writing,

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."

It was this quote that came to mind the moment I stepped foot out into orbit;
It was this quote that told me doing so probably wasn't such a good idea.


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#10 Koplee

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 12:31 PM

But even the infinity of space was preferable to aggressive brain maggots, so I engaged the guidance system of my suit and began to manoeuvre myself around the outside of the station until I reached the viewing porthole of the bathroom. I took a look inside the room I had just vacated in such haste.
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 12:58 PM

As I was about to head over to my friendly space-neighbo(u)r Spider-man to get some anti-trauma cookies I noticed the head-ish thing disappearing in maggots, now the size of baby koalabears.


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#12 forebrow

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:13 PM

The sight deeply disturbed every fibre of my being, every fibre in the universe except those inside the nutritious and delicious bran cookies Spider-man's wife Hillary Clinton had baked for me. 


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#13 Le_Platypus

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:08 PM

I ate the cookies with great haste and I now knew what I had to do.


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Posted 06 August 2013 - 12:58 AM

Just escaped another death, just can't remember where I am
The grinders penetrate a vest in this wild, wild West 
Hustle in the hood, wear the bulletproof vest
I must send a rescue request.....

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#15 forebrow

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 05:45 AM

Chapter 2

As you can see my rapping skills often get me out of tight situations,
I travel nation to nation with no trepidation,
It's only a vacation, don't need the dire information.


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