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#1 Koplee

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 06:54 AM

You may have heard some malicious rumours spread around the server (I'm looking at you MacFlea) about me setting my horse, Nigel, on fire.

 

Well, just to put these patent LIES to bed, I'm posting a picture of Nigel here, so you can all see how happy and un-charred he looks...

 

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(Also, any rumours about Nigel's expensive stable décor being some sort of guilt-driven compensation for the small burning he is rumoured to have suffered, are also evil lies)


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#2 Captain_Marko

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 07:47 AM

I found this business card you dropped outside your stall......

 

 

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 08:33 AM

I laughed hard at Koplee's post and even harder at Mark's. 

 

Kop. The idea of decoring out the stable is hilarious. Brilliant. I love how MC is like being inside a living cartoon, sometimes.

 

Mark. Your joke had more pain, thus the tea flew farther out of my nose. Thank you.

 

PS. We have an Aussie guy at work named Simon, but of course we nicknamed him 'Nigel'.


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#4 Macflea

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 09:00 AM

Stop hiding from your guilt by calling me a liar, you can see he's still a little crispy.. wasn't he originally white? He may be happy but the poor guy has had his brains boiled! He doesn't know what to think!

 

You set poor Nigel on fire, killed your mooshroom with your sword, chopped Sun's arm off and set me on fire with your arrows! Maybe we need more than the RSPCA to deal with this...


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Posted 10 August 2013 - 01:34 PM

Ray Special Police Catching Arsenal isn't good enough? :o


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#6 Macflea

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 01:42 PM

Not for this man, Cooogz. We need something bigger..


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#7 Koplee

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 02:41 PM

This morning's paper has arrived - lead story concerns MacFlea's scurrilous rumours...

 

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#8 Koplee

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 03:01 PM

I found this business card you dropped outside your stall......

 

Errrrr... that's not mine... don't know how it got there... you can't prove a thing!

 

 

 

Stop hiding from your guilt by calling me a liar, you can see he's still a little crispy.. wasn't he originally white? He may be happy but the poor guy has had his brains boiled! He doesn't know what to think!

 

You set poor Nigel on fire, killed your mooshroom with your sword, chopped Sun's arm off and set me on fire with your arrows! Maybe we need more than the RSPCA to deal with this...

 

Let me address these distortions of the truth:

 

Nigel may well originally have been a bit paler, but it's normal for horses to darken with cooking age.

 

As for the moosh... I just gave him a little pat on the rump (it's easy to forget you're holding a sword - we've all done it!)

 

Sun leapt in-front of me when I was butchering a cow - I can't be held responsible for the actions of a crazy woman!

 

And the arrow I accidentally shot into the back of your head? Well, let's just say that you should think twice before spreading any more rumours about me


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Posted 10 August 2013 - 10:17 PM

"Sun leapt in-front of me when I was butchering a cow - I can't be held responsible for the actions of a crazy woman!"

 

Hrm, hrm - I didn't "leap in-front" of you! I was trying to escape!@! (Natural behavior in those situations!)


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#10 Koplee

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 11:01 PM

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#11 Captain_Marko

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 11:58 PM

lmao

 

All the way to the restaurant, where I discover a secret supply chain of ready browned horse steaks.

 

Looking for where it leads....

 

Signed

 

Miss Ma Turkey

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#12 Macflea

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:22 AM

Nigel may well originally have been a bit paler, but it's normal for horses to darken with cooking age.

 

As for the moosh... I just gave him a little pat on the rump (it's easy to forget you're holding a sword - we've all done it!)

 

Sun leapt in-front of me when I was butchering a cow - I can't be held responsible for the actions of a crazy woman!

 

And the arrow I accidentally shot into the back of your head? Well, let's just say that you should think twice before spreading any more rumours about me

 

Nigel came out of it better than that Moosh, I'll give you that. But you forget my stall is next to his and sometimes when I'm tending my horse I hear these heartbreaking sobbing neighs coming from next door. Fancy homes aren't everything, you know.

 

Also, I discovered another of your little side businesses..

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#13 Koplee

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:01 AM

Oh no... My past is catching up with me... Could be time to switch server (again)... Or maybe I could just assassinate MacFlea...

 

Hey, MacFlea!

 

Let's put the past behind us. I don't like to fall out with people. :(

 

As an apology, I've made you a little gift. To receive it, just pop down here and pull the lever...

 

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It's a surprise, but you'll love it!   :D

 

Oh, and Marko, if you want to join her to see what the surprise is, feel free!

 

Nice Guy Kop

 

(P.S. don't worry about the nearby lava, it's just there for lighting)


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#14 Macflea

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 02:41 PM

Oh wow!! Thanks! That's very sweet of you. I'm a bit wary of monsters though, I'll make sure I wear my full diamond armour and have my best sword and bow on me.. 

 

Is it cake??


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#15 Koplee

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 04:11 PM

Yes... yes... it's cake... Lots and lots of lovely cake!

 

Just PULL THE LEVER!!!!

 

P.S. You'll probably be able to see the lever best if you stand over by the lava - it's a great source of light!


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#16 Macflea

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 12:20 AM

THANKS! Ok, I'll do it now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In hindsight, Kop is a liar and very mean. The present was a trap, my whole left side is very, very charred and I barely escaped with my life.

 

Worst of all, there wasn't even any cake! Just a sign saying "HA. HA. HA."


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#17 Koplee

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:28 AM

What... Hang on... You're still alive...?!

Errrrr.... Yes... Ummmmm....

Oh no! Mac, that's terrible... My cake machine must have exploded. I'm so sorry. Let me fix it and you can try again.
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#18 simonparnell

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 02:13 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:09 AM

When the skin grafts take I'll be back.


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#20 Macflea

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:14 AM

Nice try, Koplee. I'm not falling for THAT again!!! 

 

 

 

 

wait.....

 

 

 

 

You'll fix it so I can get more cake?? I'M THERE!!!


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