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#21 nopartyhorse

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Posted 19 October 2014 - 05:47 PM

Sounds like you were a pirate in your former life. Guess it was just other times. Thanks for sharing.

 

Here i go again:

 

1) I got disciplined in church for wearing a hat. How disrespectful.

 

2) I wrote a poem about how to Tame an Swedish moose. Today its hanging on a giant painting in my apartment.

 

3) In college I went to the Norway, for the Scandinavian championship in computer science. I didn't qualify for the worlds in Taiwan :(.


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#22 Sivcere

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Posted 19 October 2014 - 07:45 PM

I'll say one is the lie.

 

I've had arguments with a priest and won without the slightest about of backlash. They never know how to deal with me. I have been banned from churches though for being atheist.

 

Hehe they can never answer me with a decent answer to if Adam and Eve were the only two humans does that mean your religion supports incest?


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#23 Rosleen

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Posted 19 October 2014 - 08:54 PM

I'm gonna go for number 2. You are in jutland after all!


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Posted 20 October 2014 - 02:22 AM

I'll say one is the lie.

 

I've had arguments with a priest and won without the slightest about of backlash. They never know how to deal with me. I have been banned from churches though for being atheist.

 

Hehe they can never answer me with a decent answer to if Adam and Eve were the only two humans does that mean your religion supports incest?

 

It wasn't anything like this, my grandma just told me that it was very disrespectful of me to wear my hat at the christmas service. It sparked my rebellion against my parents faith and had kinda big influence on who i am today.

 

 

I'm gonna go for number 2. You are in jutland after all!

 

Just for you Ros, my sister painted it for me one christmas: Art

 

Here is my best shot at translating it for the rest of you:

 

A morning so silent

I was sneaking around silent 'ingenious'

 

I Sat down at the Moose nest

Took a bit of my cheese bread

 

Suddenly the moose arrived

I petted it and tamed it

and said "Come lets go home"

 

At home I the learned it

to speak as a human speak

 

Now we often speak together

and shares bread with cumin.

 

- Good ol' wild poetic days if my teenage years.

 

So who want to be the next? Guess i won this round. (Its my brother who have been both to Estonia and Taiwan fighting for the world championship in computer science, smart little dude).


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#25 Rosleen

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 02:24 AM

Lol :D That is absurdly funny


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#26 nopartyhorse

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 02:33 AM

I am glad you liked it. I would say its up on the art-level with Monet.


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Posted 20 October 2014 - 03:51 PM

Me!

 

1. I've been paid to pole dance.

2. I'm an incredible road hockey player.

3. I skated a season of Roller Derby for the Tar City Rollers.


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#28 robplusplus

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 04:48 PM

Thirty shekels on #1. The others hang together so nicely.
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#29 nopartyhorse

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 06:11 PM

I'll doubt your road hockey abilities then (2.)


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#30 InvisibleCat007

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 06:36 PM

@Rob

 

What's in your European board game collection?

 

@ Meg

 

I'm going to go with ......2. Even though Canadians love their hokey...I don't know for certain you play hokey.


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#31 Sivcere

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 07:52 PM

So I'll go three seeing that's the only thing left?


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Posted 20 October 2014 - 09:16 PM

@Rob
 
What's in your European board game collection?


Currently, just Agricola, At the Gates of Loyang and Bohnanza. I used to be a much more active player and I expect to get back into the hobby at some point.


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Posted 20 October 2014 - 09:42 PM

Good start on a collection though, can suggest:

Strategy (1 hour plus games): Carcasonne, Settlers, Small world 

Shorter simpler games: Skip-Bo, Coup

 

- I don't know if they are all European, most great board game seem to originate from Germany.

The last two games i always play more often, since as i hear you implying, that it can be hard to get a big group of strategy nerds together for a board game night. 


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Posted 21 October 2014 - 12:31 AM

I've played Carcassonne and Settlers - both classics. Personally, I like a little more meat on the bone so I tend toward mid-weight economic resource management. There's always BrettspielWelt for the quick fix although it's just not as satisfying as real wood-on-cardboard action.

 

Yeah, I really miss it.


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#35 Rosleen

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Posted 21 October 2014 - 02:07 AM

You don't make it easy Meg.. I'd say 1 too. Thought if that isn't true, I hope there's a video around 


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Posted 21 October 2014 - 03:43 AM

Might as well join in ^^

 

1. I used to kill animals as a young child. Mainly toads and other critters. (No puppies !)

 

2. I love the taste of blood. 

 

3. I used to protest against animals experiments.


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Posted 21 October 2014 - 03:46 AM

Toughie. My guts are pushing me toward 3.

 

3.


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Posted 21 October 2014 - 05:12 AM

My anti vampire faith hope the 2nd is a lie. Though I myself enjoy a little blood now and then.
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Posted 21 October 2014 - 11:11 AM

I'm afraid neither of you are right, I never killed anything as a kid ;) And I was very much against animal experiments, for the longest time. also.. mhhhm blood. 


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#40 Sivcere

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Posted 21 October 2014 - 11:35 AM

Darn I was about to say that one was a lie.


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