I'll say one is the lie.
I've had arguments with a priest and won without the slightest about of backlash. They never know how to deal with me. I have been banned from churches though for being atheist.
Hehe they can never answer me with a decent answer to if Adam and Eve were the only two humans does that mean your religion supports incest?
It wasn't anything like this, my grandma just told me that it was very disrespectful of me to wear my hat at the christmas service. It sparked my rebellion against my parents faith and had kinda big influence on who i am today.
I'm gonna go for number 2. You are in jutland after all!
Just for you Ros, my sister painted it for me one christmas: Art
Here is my best shot at translating it for the rest of you:
A morning so silent
I was sneaking around silent 'ingenious'
I Sat down at the Moose nest
Took a bit of my cheese bread
Suddenly the moose arrived
I petted it and tamed it
and said "Come lets go home"
At home I the learned it
to speak as a human speak
Now we often speak together
and shares bread with cumin.
- Good ol' wild poetic days if my teenage years.
So who want to be the next? Guess i won this round. (Its my brother who have been both to Estonia and Taiwan fighting for the world championship in computer science, smart little dude).