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#41 LadyEh

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Posted 21 October 2014 - 03:09 PM

So I'll go three seeing that's the only thing left?

 

Three is the lie. One and two are very true. ;)


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#42 Sivcere

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Posted 21 October 2014 - 11:03 PM

Oh my turn again.

 

Ah.

 

1) I once slapped a pregnant woman for smoking, turns out she was just fat.
 

2) I have never read Lord of the Rings. (Note I'm kiwi)

 

3) I once poisoned a meal by mistake.


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#43 nopartyhorse

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Posted 22 October 2014 - 12:26 AM

aaah. Great stories... Umh... I have a hard time seeing the killer kiwi pinguin slapping fat ladies in town, unless it was a predetermined joke.


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#44 nopartyhorse

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 03:37 AM

Zac?, any other want to join in with guesses, we can't let this baby die prematurely.


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#45 Rosleen

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 04:26 AM

I'll guess.. 2?


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#46 Sivcere

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:43 AM

Your both wrong, three was the lie.

 

Also I forgot I was the last person who had the thing.


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Posted 24 October 2014 - 12:04 PM

Guess the storytellerduty is up for graps. Should have known the violent pinguin was slappede ng ladies left and right... family?
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#48 Sivcere

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 01:22 PM

That was a awkward bus ride.

 

In my defence she did lie to people about being pregnant. 

 

And I was shocked to see a pregnant women smoking so she kinda had it coming.


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Posted 24 October 2014 - 02:50 PM

Alright let me give this a go

1-While working as a lifeguard I almost drowned saving a 60yr male

2-I was almost shot in the shoulder by a .45

3-In 5th grade I drank a cup of soy sauce in exchange for a chocolate chip cookie


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#50 robplusplus

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 03:03 PM

It's 2, isn't it?


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#51 nopartyhorse

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 03:27 PM

A cup of soysauce? impossible, I cannot believe in the 3rd.


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#52 Sivcere

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 06:28 PM

I'll go one then.


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#53 Sms2697

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 08:08 PM

Number 1 was a lie, I never actually had to save anyone over the age of 10. The cup of soy sauce wasn't impossible but it was absolutely disgusting and a friend of mine shot a .45 revolver in my direction. The bullet went under my armpit.


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#54 Sivcere

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 08:49 PM

Hmm so that's me again.

 

Seeing as I can't think of anything on the spot someone else can take my place.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:25 PM

I loved it when you re-introduced this game a few months ago Zac. So now I'm back filled with sweet little lies. Play Guess along if you dare.

 

1. One summer I baked 30 different kinds of pancakes. - Yes that many recipes do exist.

2. I've taken a shower of mermaid vomit. - Sooooo refreshing.

3. Once while Geocaching in the forest, I caught a young couple copulating. - Spring and nature does weird things to peoples hormones.
 
Take your bets, and play along ;)

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:04 AM

2 I'd assume, unless "a shower of mermaid vomit" means something other than what I think it means...


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 04:12 PM

Im looking true all the folders without a luck after that picture, I'll bring it to you one of the days Qw0x :P


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Posted 23 January 2015 - 04:07 AM

Heres to Qw0x and any other doubters.

 

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#59 Sivcere

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Posted 23 January 2015 - 05:33 PM

I suppose then One? I can see three happening.


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Posted 24 January 2015 - 01:04 AM

Yeah. well 3. just did not happend yet. 3rd is the lie.

So its up for graps, seeing the game isn't as well received at this time, hope someone else dare to share some silly stories. 


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