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#1 NJBattleAxe

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 11:55 AM

And just before I went out from the wonderful drug Propofol the anistesiologist says,"pick a blissful dream". I start to go under and I say out loud, in my altered status..."I'll dream of minecraft". And that's all I remember.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 12:30 PM

How bout those 'Mets'.....are they winning this year?


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 12:52 PM

Lol...did the word colonosopy scare you youngin'? You'd never make it as an EMT. Oh, and I don't think the baseball season starts for another month.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:19 PM

My sympathies :( Was everything ok?

 

To date I have had a Colonoscopy, two Sigmoidoscopies and an Upper Gastrointestinal Endoscopy all without any anaesthesia. Out of all of them I would select the Upper GI Endoscopy as being the most uncomfortable experience. It felt like being impaled... one could retch and choke and cough as much as they liked but it would only go deeper... the key was to override the impulses to panic otherwise succumbing made respiration difficult/impossible feeding a vicious cycle.


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Posted 11 March 2015 - 03:08 PM

Ah the colonoscopy. I feel for you. :( I have had many many many.... Fun watching it on the screen, I always find the prep is the worst part. I hope you found those dream diamonds!
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 03:56 PM

Oh wow those sound terrible. I choose my procedure over any of that. The prep is torture but that Propofol is truly bottled heaven. My mother and I had back to back exams this morning. My mom is a survivor of colo/rectal cancer. I had a routine exam due to her history. We both had good reports. God is good.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 10:34 PM

I hear fibre is good, too.
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Posted 12 March 2015 - 12:56 AM

Pleased to hear that all is OK NJ!


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